January 2012
294 posts
December 2011
365 posts
How many times does somebody have to say, “Happy New Years” in one day?
Stfu.
Pickup Lines 1.
Me: Can I have directions?
Theo: To what?
Me: To your heart.
Theo: ...that worked out way too perfectly. Hahahah.
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
I feel like my head is going to explode.
I went ice skating for the first time today (somewhat hoping it was my last time too.) It’s not that I didn’t like it. It’s just that I’m terrified of new things. In the end, I did enjoy it. And I’m glad Maggie dragged me out to do it.
Right now, my eyes are really itchy from touching a cat. My arm is bruised, my legs are sore, my head is pounding so hard and I feel...
This isn't a real photo.
samgordon:
adverve:
These are actually pencil drawings by artist Paul Chiappe. The detail is stunning, and you’ll flip out when you see the whole series featured on If It’s Hip It’s Here.
If you weren’t so busy watching tv, you could probably do this with a pencil too. Because that’s all you need. A pencil.
WHOA. WHOA WHOA WHOA. seriously awesome. click the link, its amazing.
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Yep,
Bawling my eyes out after watching The Time Traveler’s Wife. I love that movie.
I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were coming or I’d have cleaned up a little more....
– ― Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife (via lestweremember)
suburbancinderella:
“Everything seems simple until you think about it. Why is love intensified by absence?”
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I miss my car so much.
I had plans to hang out tonight. Decided to be a smart ass, and told my mom I didn’t need her car to get there. So I went into the garage, pulled out a bike and walked it for twenty minutes to the gas station so that I could fill the tires up with air. Only to find out, the air machine was broken. So I walked it back. There goes another twenty minutes of walking. Ended up getting the car and...
It’s crazy to think how different your life would be if you never met those...
– (via inebriat0r)
notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...